Welcome to Fantasy Island! Smiles everyone, smiles! Mr. Roark and his diminutive assistant Tattoo are ready to welcome your guests and fulfill their ultimate comedy fantasies. This comic duo is side-splittingly funny. Mr. Roark’s mysterious talk of magic, fantasies (and which tables are next for the buffet) is constantly interrupted by his little friend. Tattoo seems to know a lot of strange details of Roark’s past and private life. The special effects involved in making Tattoo only 4 feet tall cannot be revealed -but if you’ve seen Tim Conway playing Dorf, you’ll get the idea.