Heroic Mountie Sergeant Studley DooRight is here to check event security and recruit for the Royal Canadian Unmounted Police. He is joined by Constable Jean-Luc Simard St.Germain de Rigeur, on exchange from Quebec. There seem to be some communication issues between them, but they are here to do their duty. They’re going to bring the two most likely recruits up from the audience, put them in uniform, and give them a crash training course on how to be the best Mounties they can be. If they have what it takes, Sergeant DooRight will swear them in on the spot! We hope some of your guests are ready for a career change!